They say she can tell your fortune from the stars above, the status of your love life from the palm of your hand.
They say the spirits whisper in her ear about who you will meet and who you will marry.
They say that her tarot readings are touched by the divine, and that not since the time of Cassandra has someone been this accurate.
I, for one, am a little bit more skeptical. After all, if she is really that good, why does she first run a credit check on you with that computer she hides behind the curtain?
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Good one.